Klondike Bar: What would you do?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Interesting question. On my way back from Sobeys I thought about this question and how the answer would depend on the weather and/or where you live.  I mean right now it's winter, and I don't think I would go out of my way for one. Now if you asked "What would you do for a Candy-Cane Hot Chocolate?" I may say "kill a man" "eat a Klondike Bar" "do a little jig." They are damn good in the winter time!

 It's different for people who live in a hot climate, they must always want one! But if they live in a warm climate....does that mean they only sort of want one? 

Who created this stupid question in the first place?? I want answers and hot chocolate!